l33t10n9,
I would totally give up, just put your cards back in the box you took them out of and give up! How dare you disturb the sanctity of those 52 cards by unwrapping them and then ripping them out of the womb like that; just to twirl them around a bit, get them attached to you and then give up on them!
Why man? Why? What did they ever do to you for you to treat them with such cruelty and neglect? Do you expect an infant to juggle chain saws as soon as the umbilical cord is cut? Of course you don't, you have to plan that out by keeping a good Prosthesis maker on retainer, plus all the red tape with Child Protective Services you have to forge you way through. Christ man...
Who do you think you are? I bet when you open them up you just let them glide over your fingers with their glossy air cushion finish, without taking the time to nourish their little 2.5 x 3.5 inch bodies.
No...you just start fumbling away, letting them drop on the hard, cold, cruel ground letting them collect bits of dirt and 8 month old Cheeto dust next to the toast crumbs buried deep in the carpet fibers.
You don't show them the common courtesy of practicing over a bed, so when you do drop them they have a nice soft place to land...and THIS is why they fail you!
It's called
Card Etiquette young sir! And until you show a little respect to your cards, to your
tools...your flourishes will continue to haunt your very existence!
Okay, but seriously...practicing standing over a bed (
so long as the mattress is on a frame) will prevent you for the most part from having to bend over so far to pick up the cards when they fall. You can always count on the rogue card fluttering to the ground from time to time, but picking up cards off a bed sheet is easier than from a floor.
And exactly like
PurpleMustache said:
and when learning, dont worry about speed, worry about doing it correctly.
Because all that end's up happening if you do the opposite is you learn how to do it the wrong way fast, and make it more difficult on yourself having to go back and correcting bad habits.
Practice, perform and impress.
- Steve