I have revealed many tricks such as card to pocket, false riffle shuffle, the cris cross force,the double left, and palming a card.
I have used magic to cheat at cards.
When I get mad at someone i want to tell them that I can make them disappear and not let them come back. ( OF COURSE NOT KILL THEM, JUST TO MAKE THEM THINK THAT I WANT THEM GO AWAY).
I have told some pretty bad magic jokes.
Most books I own are not even close to magic.
I also manly perform card magic.