This is a collection of one-liners and general gags I use.
"How did you do that?"
"You know, I was asking myself the same thing?"
(2 in the hand sponge ball routine)
"I want you to hold on to that one as tight as you can to make a point. I want to illustrate to you that it doesn't matter how tightly you clamp down on that ball, I still end up with both of-" (open hand to show it empty) "... them... Open your hand... You took that right out of my hand, that was fast. I don't trust you anymore, I'm hiding my wallet."
"I know how you did that."
"And I know how much money your friends put in the hat. We're both psychic."
(escaping from a heckler, hand him an empty box of bar soap)
"Here. Soap box. I figured you want this more than I do."
"Can you make (person) dissappear?"
"I don't need another missing persons report on my rap sheet."
(Biddle trick)
"This is just like William Tell, only not. I've tried this with a real crossbow and arrows before, but I'm running out of places to hide the bodies, so we're doing it with cards to be safe."
(Biddle trick)
"Stand right there. No, further toward the kill zone."
(Mindreading)
"... I'm not saying that out loud, that's filthy! Think of something else."
(Mindreading)
"Let's see... You're thinking, 'I couldn't read a mind if it was written on a cereal box. I am a complete fraud and they're all on to me-'... Wait, I was reading my own mind. That's can't be hard, right?"
"This is what separates the real magicians... from schmucks like me."
"This is your liberal arts education hard at work."
(Using D'Lites to pull light out of my nipples)
"Sexy, no?"
