My Tally's are Sadistic

[Ben Long]

Yesterday, I was practicing my one-hand shuffle with my viper tally's. They slipped in my fingers and left a huge bleeding gash in my right index finger. I think these cards are trying to get me killed. The police won't do anything. I'm not crazy. Help me.

 

[Dizzi]

Ouch....Does it hurt?

 

[Shodan]

How to deal with a dangerous viper...

Run over it with a bicycle?

Scare it away with a ghost?

Get some martial arts masters to kick the crap outta it?

Throw nuggets at its head?

OK, OK, I'll stop...

 

[The Dark Angel]

Get some bodyguards to be your Guardians?

Distract it with some Bee's?

 

[Cardmagic12345]

Call Vipers vipers amd tally-hos tallys there way different.

That reminds me when i did a vertical spin and it got cought in my teeth.

 

[Shodan]

Get a tiger to eat it...but only after you've dyed it black.

 

[Ben Long]

Hmmm...

All valid suggestions.

Maybe I'll light them on fire...

 

[Shodan]

Wait...there are FIRE CARDS?

 

[AceOfGears]

Wait...there are FIRE CARDS?

LMFAO!!



omgggg haha
-Gears

 

[The Dark Angel]

Wait...there are FIRE CARDS?

Oh THAT'S going in the sig....

 

[Ben Long]

Wait...there are FIRE CARDS?

That's actually not a bad idea. I'll start a design..as soon as my finger heals.