Lines to Use
These are all lines that I actually used when shooting some pieces for a project.
-Excuse me, have you seen a miracle today?
-What's up. Want to see a card trick full of violence, profanity, and nudity?
-Copperfield tickets are $140. My show is free. I'm obviously the better value.
-We're taping some magic tricks today. You can ignore the camera. it's just like the one at home in your bedroom.
-(Yelled LOUDLY): Anybody who wants to see a card trick gather around quick! You have to hurry. We're on Criss Angel's turf, and he's very territorial. The Great Tomsoni and Banachek will be down here to kick my @$$ any minute now.
-Step right up, its magic just as good as Siegfried & Roy, with 83% less chance of getting eaten by a cat.
-I beg your pardon, but I was wondering if you had a few seconds to observe the very essences of time space & matter being pried loose from their corporeal bonds and set free to dance upon the stage of the ethereal to a symphony of unseen powers and forces in an experience that can only result in your mind being blown? ....It's a card trick.
For your own safety I have to suggest that you not actually use any of these lines.