Paul Simon used to sing this really pretty Scottish folk song about being "a rambler and a gambler" (it's on recent Simon and Garfunkel CD collections as "Rose of Aberdeen"), and always having to leave town because of some girl's parents. And I thought, that's how I want to live!
So I started teaching myself to cheat at cards. Yes, my ambition at the age of eight was to be a card cheat, constantly dodging the law and running from the parents of the young girls I'd violated. It seemed very romantic and exciting, like something out of a Mark Twain novel.
Trouble is, cheating at cards seemed very difficult and turned out to look awfully dangerous, so I started to get much more interested in doing card tricks - because there was this old guy who used to hang out at the local grocery store, and sometimes he'd buy me candy. (Yes, I agree, this is sort of creepy. I never really thought about it at the time.) Then we'd sit on the curb and he'd show me various tricks with coins and cards while I ate the candy.
So I asked him to help me learn how to do card tricks, and he introduced me to the owner of the local magic shop. That's more or less where it all started.