What if the USPCC made you a gaff deck?
- Thread starter Ben Long
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i would creat a gaff that is creative and original or a deck that is very artistic and diffrent. i would also make it rare so i could sell it for $150 like the black ghost or the jerrys nuggets
Pictures of my a$$ on cards like (2-9)
This way, when people play poker, they can say, "Dam, I got $h1ty cards."
YEAHH!
sorry mods, couldn't resist.
This way, when people play poker, they can say, "Dam, I got $h1ty cards."
YEAHH!
sorry mods, couldn't resist.
i was gna say the chameleon style thing, so it blended in with like a mat or w.e, and then you could put your hand over it, rub, and a card would appear.. etc..
That one really made me laugh...
I don't personally like those visinble gaffs, so I would probably ignore the offer.
No wait! I would do a gaff deck, hype it up and sell it with 200$ dvd! I would break the DVD into seven discs, so everyone would think they bought seven dvds for only 200$!!
Wait a second, your forgot about the part where you will make dozens of meaning-less trailer videos (that'll last for only a few seconds which will be comprised of confused and surprised looks of spectator's faces) and constantly push the date back farther and farther back*! Also, when saying that it will be released this month, keep the date to yourself and release the last day of the month**!
PROFIT RISE***!
The Dilbert method always works!
Anyways, I'd create a deck for poker with all of the 7's and 2's having pictures of my ass on them
..:Z:..
*Really push the envolope with this one. This will not only sustain the hype but also attract even more customers (suckers)!
**Everyone just loves that!
***After your ultimate profit-rise, blind-fold yourself and take a random book from your magic library. Turn to any page and take it off (the blindfold, not the page). Practice that method, idea, technique, etc, to perfection. After that, go ahead and fabricate the name of that idea or just pick a new one! Tell everyone that you were the first to concieve it, too. Then sell it! You've just created the YouTube trick-of-the-month and put some more cash in your pocket at the same time! This works especially well with old books that our unobtainable!
Thanks, makes me feel great about myself. I'm going to go cry now and possibly chug a bottle of maple syrup.I actually own that deck.
Scares children
Mitch
Careful now, I hear that stuff kills. And remember don't drink maple syrup and drive.