OMG HE HAS A COMIC BOOK! Why didn't we think to ask the questions! "Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you? Did they do it with captions on the same page? You only have a head don't you?" Damn it, lol.
Hey, Kenner and (asher was it?) and even santa were asking questions. If they new this was fake and didn't do anything, we should all get one free 1 on 1 download lol. And santa should have to walk to all the houses next year as punishment lol.