I heard Chuck Norris was so potent that he can impregnate a women just by saying, "Pick a card"...when she has her baby...if it is a girl, once she turns legal age, she will automatically become pregnant with Norris' baby residually...and so on...and so on...and so on for eternity.
Also, I heard he got that Dude/Chick on Oprah pregnant the same way...amazing!
Did you know, that Chuck Norris betrayed Judas?
(Good to know you can enjoy being funny man, haha.)