-Magician enters on stage and says “Hello, my name is Tyler Scott and I’m a visual effect artist. You’re probably asking yourself what is a visual effect artist. Well it’s certainly not a magician since I’m too hipster and cool to call myself a magician…..Not really but I like to think so.
OK, that's really pretentious, does it really matter what we call him?
If there is one thing that you shouldn’t let me fool you at tonight is that I’m too cool to be called a magican. Spoiler alert, I’m not. You see if I was a magician I would be able to take whatever money I have in my wallet *pulls out five dollars*...hey don’t judge I’m a college student. And I would be able to change it into 20s.”
So now he is doing a magic trick?
· Prophet
-”You might even believe that these are actual 20s….because they are. See for yourself. *hands a 20 to a spectator* But I’m not a magician so they are actually just ones still *changes them back into ones*. You see as a visual effect artist I lead you to believe in something that your eyes think is true but it’s really not.
OK, nice trick.
For example watch my shirt.”
· Dresscode
-”You see that entire time you thought my shirt was one color but it’s actually been this color the whole time. It’s almost hypnotic. Sort of like what I can do with these cards.-
· Vortex
-”See how easily your eyes can play tricks on you? That is why I like to consider myself a visual effects artist instead of a magician.
This is getting old. I don't think anyone else but him cares about what we call him.
Because magicians do card tricks. Does anyone like card tricks?*hopefully one person will raise their hand* Good, because I don’t. *pause for hopeful laugh* But since this is technically a magic show...I’m required by law to do some card tricks. *pause for hopeful laugh*
Not funny. Actually, the fact that it isn't funny is almost funny in a sad, pathetic way.
You think I’m joking but I’m not. Could the person that raised their hand please come up to the stage? You see a good magician would have been prepared for a card trick already. I’m not that good of a magician.”-
PLEASE STOP. I'm getting embarrassed for you. I feel bad for the guy going up on stage.
· Invisible Card X Doubting Thomas combo
-”I kid of course. I did actually bring a deck of cards with me. Now if you would please select a card. No not that one! Just kidding.”-
Obviously, a visual effects artist is worse than a magician. This guy doesn't realize how awful this is.
· Angle Z (corner of card appears under their watch/pocket?)
-”Okay so that wasn’t really a card trick as much as it was an illusion. Like I said I’m not very good at being a magician. Let me try another effect with cards. Hopefully this time it will be more of your standard card trick.” -
· Camper ( or possibly Camper X Clarity Box combo)
-”What’s actually cool about card tricks is that I actually have a haunted deck that was cursed by a Witch Doctor in Central America. It’s pretty dope. *pause for hopeful laugh*
*Nobody Laughs* Is it over yet? Can it be over? Please, someone, put him out of his misery.
See how all the cards in this deck are facing the same way *be sure to hold up so the whole audience can see* Now tell my haunted Joker card any card you would like.” -
What the... he wants the guy to talk to his cards? He probably talks to his cards all the time because he has no social skills. I guess that is true of most magicians.
· Invisible Deck
-”See how that works? It’s all due to my haunted Joker card. Watch what else this Joker can do.-
Really? Does he really expect us to think that the Joker does that? This guy is really bad.
· Rising Card
-”But by far my favorite part of my job is the ability to enchant. This is essentially means that I am able to grant my power to someone else. Would anyone like to become a magician tonight?
Please, don't pick me, don't pick me, don't pick me. Oh good, he picked that pretty girl. I feel bad for her.
*picks a spectator* How about that folks? I am outsourcing my own magic show. By far the most professional magician ever...er visual effect artist.*pause for hopeful laugh*-
*Nobody Laughs Again* Oh my god, is this painful. How much longer do we have to suffer?
· Electric Touch+ X Perfect combo
· Electric Touch+ X Rising Deck (very risky and would not have done the
other rising deck performance)
· (Or just scrap the whole “enchantment” bit and do zip-tie escape.)
-Magician then has the audience applaud the new magician and then thanks the audience and tells them to have a goodnight.-
Thank god its over. Good thing I didn't pay money for this.