I'm smart. Are you?

[BlueBackedBikes]

No, it wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Jack's up..

Hmm..

I'm white, round but not always around..

Are you the sun? or the stars?

 

[Jack The Magician]

HA ha alrighty.

Anyone have a riddle?

What am I?

Hint #1:

I’m white. I'm round, but not always around.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Like i said, Are you the stars or the sun?

 

[MitchellStafiej]

What am I?

Hint #1:

I’m white. I'm round, but not always around.

Cheers,
JTM

The moon.

Mitchell

 

[Jack The Magician]

Like i said, Are you the stars or the sun?

I'm waiting for other responses before I give the second hint. Patience.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

The moon.

Mitchell

Slaps self*
Why didnt i think of that.
=P

brain fart ha ha.

 

[Jack The Magician]

Slaps self*
Why didnt i think of that.
=P

brain fart ha ha.

Because you didn't google it.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Kelek]

A really fat white dude.

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

The answer was the moon, So we are just waiting for a new riddle. If you got one put it up.

 

[Jack The Magician]

The answer was the moon, So we are just waiting for a new riddle. If you got one put it up.

Actually, it's my riddle. Ergo, I determine what the answer is.

And, Kelek's answer is correct.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Actually, it's my riddle. Ergo, I determine what the answer is.

And, Kelek's answer is correct.

Cheers,
JTM

Oh sorry, =P Didnt mean to steal that from you.

 

[Jack The Magician]

Oh sorry, =P Didnt mean to steal that from you.

Not a problem.

A magician has 2 American coins (note: this is not Digital Dissolve) that total 30 cents, and one of the coins is not a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Not a problem.

A magician has 2 American coins (note: this is not Digital Dissolve) that total 30 cents, and one of the coins is not a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

Cheers,
JTM

One is a quarter one is a nickle.

YOu totally got that from scrubs

~Jordan

 

[Jack The Magician]

One is a quarter one is a nickle.

YOu totally got that from scrubs

~Jordan

How did you know?

I hope you weren't watching me while I was in the bathtub.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

How did you know?

I hope you weren't watching me while I was in the bathtub.

Cheers,
JTM

=P
Magic.
And maybe i was, Maybe i wasn't

 

[Jack The Magician]

=P
Magic.
And maybe i was, Maybe i wasn't

Woah, woah, woah ... woah, woah ... woah ... woah ... .

What is the integral of the derivative of the monetary value of an English penny plus that of a American half-dollar?

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Woah, woah, woah ... woah, woah ... woah ... woah ... .

What is the integral of the derivative of the monetary value of an English penny plus that of a American half-dollar?

Cheers,
JTM

Come on man, I dont want to do math right now.
I believe the answer is 0.
But i am most likely wrong.

I hate Calculus.
=P

 

[Brian L.]

One I've always enjoyed.

Because cigars cannot be entirely smoked, a hobo who collects cigar butts can make a cigar to smoke out of every 5 butts that he finds. Today, he has collected 25 cigar butts. How many cigars will he be able to smoke?

brian.

 

[Jack The Magician]

Come on man, I dont want to do math right now.
I believe the answer is 0.
But i am most likely wrong.

I hate Calculus.
=P

You forgot to carry the one, failed to adjust for inflation, buyony, market value, and exchange equilibrium.

The answer is +/- infinity.

(Does anyone have a real riddle?)

Cheers,
JTM