Guys,
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to close this thread. Although it is in good fun, the thread is not magic-related in any facet.
As this is a "General Magic" forum, we want to try to stick as closely to magic as possible here. Otherwise, we run the risk of having it turn into a "General Talk About Anything Forum."
Hope this makes sense, and feel free to PM magicmalnsk, if you would like to continue the conversation. Thanks, guys!
JTM