Reasons it should be in Denver:
1. We're a mile high, meaning there's increased levels of oxygen here, and everyone knows that the more oxygen in your blood, the better.
2. Denver is 15 minutes away from me (beat THAT Anthony)
3. Denver is really chill (I mean figuratively AND literally)
4. We're right in the middle of the US, so it would be convenient for everyone
5. You know you want to see a Chris Kenner snow angel
6. There's only one magic shop here and it's barely staying open, and all the magicians here would provide increased revenue for the city.
I can keep going, and going.