JB: Danny Garcia. Pick up some beads, some fake facial hair, tell story of the invisible fly.
Andrei: Criss Kenner. Walk around practicing the S.W.E. Shift, do an impression of Criss Kenner doing an impression of David Blane, make fun of Jonathan (as though he was actually Danny.), get a blond wig.
Very cheap. Practical. I hope I win!