Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition
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1. Everyone says that daniel madisons pretty weird,
they're just hating on his beard,
we've always seen him in black in white,
something about him is just not right,
but not compared to dana after he's had a few beers
2. Some play with coins, some play with cards,
others stop their pulse and look like they've come back from mars,
others work hard to help out the beginners,
one of the best i think is good old chris kenner,
the artists are not on earth, but among the stars
3. Dan and Dave were having some fun, playing with their Jerry's,
Along came wayne and danny and callled the two twins faries
the twins got mad and put on their aviators,
they had picked a fight with the wrong flourish creators,
now both are sharing a hospital room with 2 priests named Larry.
they're just hating on his beard,
we've always seen him in black in white,
something about him is just not right,
but not compared to dana after he's had a few beers
2. Some play with coins, some play with cards,
others stop their pulse and look like they've come back from mars,
others work hard to help out the beginners,
one of the best i think is good old chris kenner,
the artists are not on earth, but among the stars
3. Dan and Dave were having some fun, playing with their Jerry's,
Along came wayne and danny and callled the two twins faries
the twins got mad and put on their aviators,
they had picked a fight with the wrong flourish creators,
now both are sharing a hospital room with 2 priests named Larry.
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Danny Ranny
Wayne's face changed a hue,
because Danny had a bug in his eye and didn't know what to do.
He ran away to flee,
in the bathroom where you pee,
and this limerick is all completely true.
Wayne's face changed a hue,
because Danny had a bug in his eye and didn't know what to do.
He ran away to flee,
in the bathroom where you pee,
and this limerick is all completely true.
I's named Danny Ranny because of the fleeing involved.
Tyler
Wayne Houchy danced around,
doing magic on the ground.
He flew in the air,
and twuttled with flare,
as Byme began to frown.
doing magic on the ground.
He flew in the air,
and twuttled with flare,
as Byme began to frown.
You know Wayne can dance and do magic just like Chris can dance and flourish! Don't even deny it Wayne.
Tyler
Entry # Two:
Daniel Garcia had pride,
He goes, "Whee!" when he goes down a slide,
He has released many tricks,
And thought he was slick,
But when he couldn't join theory11 he cried.
Daniel Garcia had pride,
He goes, "Whee!" when he goes down a slide,
He has released many tricks,
And thought he was slick,
But when he couldn't join theory11 he cried.
2nd entry
Theory11.Com,
it's more awesome then your mom.
1-on-1, a forum and tricks,
that picks up all the chicks,
Wayne, you need some lip balm.
Theory11.Com,
it's more awesome then your mom.
1-on-1, a forum and tricks,
that picks up all the chicks,
Wayne, you need some lip balm.
BAYME U R BETTER THAN WAYNE!!!
U MAKE THE SKY RAYNE!!!
I LOVE U!!!
WOO-HOO!!!
MAINE!!!!
U MAKE THE SKY RAYNE!!!
I LOVE U!!!
WOO-HOO!!!
MAINE!!!!
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1.
There was once a team of Eleven,
Who created a deck from the heavens.
They then made a one-hundred dollar bill,
And enlisted a rebel to add to the thrills,
And now they are a team of thirteen men.
P.S. Sorry Kate, you aren't in the Artists section and it needs to be a limerick
There was once a team of Eleven,
Who created a deck from the heavens.
They then made a one-hundred dollar bill,
And enlisted a rebel to add to the thrills,
And now they are a team of thirteen men.
P.S. Sorry Kate, you aren't in the Artists section and it needs to be a limerick
number 3
there is a legend of a secret cave
it was hidden from the best and brave
it is filled with rare cards
even has two guards
who watch over it one named dan the other dave
there is a legend of a secret cave
it was hidden from the best and brave
it is filled with rare cards
even has two guards
who watch over it one named dan the other dave
my entries
My body craves a hit
I am no longer fit
because my fingers are nimble
I use coins so I feel single
from not having cards, I feel sick.
Magic is reality
reality gives sanity
mystery's disbelief
theories bring relief
11, divided, has become a part of me.
I reveal his card from the bottle with the lid
The old man grins as miss names me as sid
I can tell he doesn't like me
I can tell Kenner cannot see
that Tricks are for kids
My body craves a hit
I am no longer fit
because my fingers are nimble
I use coins so I feel single
from not having cards, I feel sick.
Magic is reality
reality gives sanity
mystery's disbelief
theories bring relief
11, divided, has become a part of me.
I reveal his card from the bottle with the lid
The old man grins as miss names me as sid
I can tell he doesn't like me
I can tell Kenner cannot see
that Tricks are for kids
2.
I wonder who won the Saturday Night Contest?
The winner will obviously be the best.
Why must they be late,
The wait really makes me hate,
Oh wait, eleven thirty...I need some rest.
I wonder who won the Saturday Night Contest?
The winner will obviously be the best.
Why must they be late,
The wait really makes me hate,
Oh wait, eleven thirty...I need some rest.
There once was a man from old Chico
His goatee was ever so sleek-o
But his eyes were too dark
Like eyeshadow marks
Cuz in secret he runs a boutique-o
There once was a girl on this site
She practiced with all of her might
She would session with Bucks
And was quite a good..... magician
And her moves with Chris Kenner were tight
His goatee was ever so sleek-o
But his eyes were too dark
Like eyeshadow marks
Cuz in secret he runs a boutique-o
There once was a girl on this site
She practiced with all of her might
She would session with Bucks
And was quite a good..... magician
And her moves with Chris Kenner were tight
Another contest tonight
for cards we all shall fight
at least this week mr bayme
with all your power and fame
it doesn't have to be BLACK AND WHITE
for cards we all shall fight
at least this week mr bayme
with all your power and fame
it doesn't have to be BLACK AND WHITE
Control, Panic and Distortion
you all have done your fair portion
something new not the same
and yes its a girls name
but it was better than having an abortion
you all have done your fair portion
something new not the same
and yes its a girls name
but it was better than having an abortion