Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition

[DannyT]

3rd and last one.

The new artist, Tom Isaacson,
Doesn't say much to his satisfaction.
His teaching is probably great,
For Prophet, don't be late.
He's cooler than Micheal Jackson.

 

[magicman123-2]

Here is my first entry :



There once was a magical land of magicians

Whose selection of magic was right for the pickin'

Now this was a place where people could go

To discuss the art of magic and share what they know

Every one in this community loved it, and knew this is where they would be stickin'

 

[sky_lark]

Entry #1

There once was a trick
That was oh so sick
Wynns were the name
Theory11 had the game
For they sold out quick!

 

[Adrian Ehlman]

#2

M any people love to not know
A mazement is what make us grow
G ambling with what’s real and what’s not
I nsisting that life is just a blind spot
C an it really be done? Welcome to the show…

 

[d_dooms]

Entry 2

wayne, bayme, and the buck twins
they presented us the beatiful wynn's

Garcia's presented us his nunchuk skills
and now the astonisher switching bills

garcia's nunchuk hits my head gimme an aspirin

 

[EugeneSoh]

Entry 2:

Tom Isaacson is an elf,
The cash is overflowing on his shelf,
so he changes 495,783,725,843,759,326,897,623,463,876,587,364,952,435 of his bills,
Which always gives his crowds the chills,
and now, Johnathan the elf finally has room to sit on Tom's shelf.

=)

THE END

 

[VagueTheory]

Entry # Three:

"It is Friday!" I shout,
I rushed home and was bouncing about,
It was 7:59 already,
I had my credit card already,
But by 8:01 the Wynns were all sold out.

 

[magicpowder]

10 more min

 

[sky_lark]

Entry #2

The name's Bay...me
I say...to Lee
Are you my sweetheart?
Or are you just a fart?
To...day, we shall see!

 

[Andlat]

Theory 11 is a delightful site
I wish I could be on it day and night
but magic is a consuming art
of my life, it takes a large part
and so, practice is right!

 

[Shockey]

entry one

Aww.. thought my poetry unit was done already
but I gotta win some cards that are pretty sexy
alright, let's start this wicked super awesome limerick
crap, we're already on the 4th line but here's the kick
LEMONADEE!!! yeah, I just made you thirsty.

 

[magicpowder]

3 min
short

 

[Johnlawl]

Jonathan Bayme the CEO
Jonathan Bayme C.laimes E.veryones E.mo
I heard hes emo yes its true
I saw him crying watching weehnie the pooh
Jonathan Bayme is NOT my hero.

Third and Final.

 

[SirJonIV]

Entry # Three:

"It is Friday!" I shout,
I rushed home and was bouncing about,
It was 7:59 already,
I had my credit card already,
But by 8:01 the Wynns were all sold out.

This one is good! Very true...lol

 

[FatalAce]

Submission #1:

Our friend tom didn’t have money for prom
So he changed a bill without using a palm
With a single hand, he simply snapped
The 1 changed to hundred just like that.
But he was still at the dance with his mom.

Submission #2

A 1 dollar bill is all that tom had,
So he decided to do something rad,
With just a snap, the 1 went away,
Along with a gross old toupee
His Nana was then bald and quite mad

Submission #3

All tom had was a 1 dollar bill
But he still had lots to fulfill
With just a snap, the 1 went away,
But only a nickel was left to stay
And that’s a trick gone downhill.

ENJOY!!!

 

[sky_lark]

Entry #3

Cards. Coins. Shirts. And more
Where magicians. Can really soar
Media. Forums. Artists. As well
Inexpensive items. They like to sell
This. Is. Magic GA-LORE!

 

[iwannayoyo]

1:
The packet was supposed to flip on top of the deck
but that skrew up put me in check
The cards went flying
inside i was dying
as the crowd left i was a wreck

2:

living with my mom
typing in theory11.com
alone at age twenty seven
but its all ok because im in heaven
i finaly nailed the one handed palm

3:

I cant pay my rent
all my spoons are bent
i have no wife
im living a magicians life
and its torment

 

[magicpowder]

over
short

 

[orchestrion]

*crashing gong*


The contest is OVAH

 

[magicpowder]

The contest is OVAH

lol
very short