Criss: "Okay, Wayne. Alright. I know you did dat trick with da quarter in da beer can. Dat was great."
Wayne Houchin: "Thanks, Criss."
Criss: "Now - for my new Las Vegas Cirque du Soleil show exclusively at da Luxor Hotel and Casino - I need something bigger like Sigfried and Roy did. Dis' is gonna be huge. I needa put a Cat.......in da can, Wayne. Can you make that happen?"
Wayne: (Silence)
Criss: "Are you ready?"
NOTE: Thanks to our cat Cole for being so patient.
2nd NOTE: No animals were harmed in the making of Criss' Coat...Thank you. -PETA