I think you have a slightly wrong attitude here. If you actually worked on these things you will quickly find that they do little of the kind. For sure, it will take a few meshed decks before you feel satisfied, but in general they will do no more damage than a Pressure Fan would. The more you work at the LePaul Spread, the less pressure you will need to spring the cards.
In essence: The more you practice, the less it "effs up your cards to hell".
The same story goes for other moves such as Springs, Pressure Fans, and Under Pressure, etc. -- it's just a matter of working on it and having the correct mindset.
Jordan