M'kay. For anyone still stuck on the text message, look up the part in parentheses.
(Rot 13)
That's how you'll decode the message. After that, you are left to wait alongside the rest of us. Or with me, because I'm stuck here trying to figure it out still and everyone else has already figured out what we're holding and I haven't yet.
Oh, and for anyone looking at Moose Code, it's not part of THIS particular contest.
That is all. Thank you.