Things you'll never hear a spectator say

[010rusty]

Hello, and happy Wednesday!
Lets Play a quick game! What are some things Laymen/Spectators never say?

Previous WGN episodes​

 

[010rusty]

No thanks I don't want to examine that prop.

 

[010rusty]

WUZZLE GUZZLE CHEESE FLAKES!
(I mean if they do that’s just weird)

 

[010rusty]

Can you please make that card appear on the top of the deck for the 60th time?

 

[RealityOne]

Can you not make my wife disappear?

 

[Signature-]

Actually, my card was the one that you signed without even knowing it and has been in the middle of this tree for the last 200 YEARS!

 

[Signature-]

Nope, that's the number my sister was thinking of.

 

[Antonio Diavolo]

Magician: *Takes out a deck of cards*

Spectator: "I've never seen this one before!"