You know you're a card artist when...

[Theaman]

-When you have at least 10 cards with girls phone numbers.
-When you constantly force your favorite card for every trick.(mine is 4Of Hearts)
-When you know more effects than you do people.
-When you backpalm someones business card on instinct.
-When you can relate to most of the things on this thread.

 

[Sean_Raf]

- When you race your magic friend to the bottom of the deck with Running Swing cuts.

-When you race your magic friend in a dribble contest.

>_> I so haven't just done that.

- Sean

 

[Sean [that's heavy...]]

-When you have at least 10 cards with girls phone numbers.

you've clearly never met Erik...

x

 

[Glenn West]

When your X-mas stocking ALWAYS contains cards.

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

When you find cards in your washing machine, Medicine cabinet and they are scattered about in your house/car/place of work

 

[UnholyGodn]

-You start to Sybil Coasters at the Pub *guilty*

 

[jvo3]

when your bored and have no cards around take out your wallet and use your mastercards/ credit cards to flourish

 

[kaotix]

uhm

when you spend half an hour reading this thread when you was gonna go bed because of lack of sleeping from playing with cards at night befor uni......dum de dee

when you ask someone to pick a card and you hear "i know this trick " ....little do they no...


when your still up replying to the thread you said you'd stop reading


when you anxiously check the morning post incase a deck of cards has arrived...


when you say to yourself "its ok....i wont get arthritus.....my hands are fine" after all day training with cards...

 

[harapanong]

When you start asking your buddy in magic/flourishing to try pick out one card from a card spring (think Virtuoso video)

- harapan. magic!

 

[Guardian18]

- When you tenkai palm a poptart.
- You sigh when the nuggets are chicken nuggets, not jerry's or golden nuggets.
- When only one of the 5 decks you carry around can be used for a card game.
- When people say Madonna you think of the cut not the singer.
- If you make a religon called Dan&Dave.



That's all I could think of.

 

[The Dark Angel]

You get deeply offeneded when anybody touches your "special" cards. (Guardians, or Black Tigers, or decks with a setup in them)

 

[Allan Hagen]

You get deeply offeneded when anybody touches your "special" cards. (Guardians, or Black Tigers, or decks with a setup in them)

Man, totally. I had a deck of Jerry's sitting out in the open at FISM, for like 5 minutes. Then this random guy comes along picking them up, and I pretty much overreact, start going "HEY HEY HEY, PUT THEM DOWN!"

I kinda have a point in that, though, people, (esp. magicians) shouldn't just pick up someone's cards without asking who the deck belongs to, and if one can use it.
Oh well. I overreacted at the time, I guess. Now, I don't really give a damn about rare cards, etc. I even gave away a pack of Jerrys to a magic buddy, because he wanted one. =/
Doesn't mean anyone else gets one though. Oh well.

Now, give me a brick of Tallys and shut up.
On that note,

-when a brick isn't just a rectangular building stone used to construct buildings.

Allan.

 

[The Magician Cool]

-when your mouse icon is a card with the ace of spades on it
-during school, you constantly catch yourself trying to do a card spin with your eraser

 

[UnholyGodn]

-When Worms, Echos, Madonna, Mary Jane, Ferraris, Spiders, Jackson 5, and god knows how many other normal words just aren't normal anymore.
-When you get confused by a normal sentance because your brain loses its normal link with above mentioned words and your friends must repeat things.
-When your friends ask "How many packs of cards do you have?" you say "I'll have to go count"
-You go to the supermarket and buy everything is lots of 12.
-Whenever you buy something you think of how many packs of cards you could have bought instead.
-When you skip meals to buy more cards with the money
-When you pay with credit just to do the card twirl.
-When you sit there for an hour sorting out two same colored decks based on how worn the edges are so that you don't get two useless decks.
-When you have enough jokers to make a complete deck
-When you've got so many cards you forget where you leave them
-When people ask you for your old decks for use at a poker game, you reply "But what if I want to reperfect my LePaul spread?"
-When someone takes your cards you yell at them and hand them the other more worn out deck from your other pocket
-When even bent broken ripped Tally-Ho's are sacred and cannot be touched by anyone
-When someone loses their bicycle it takes you 5 minutes to realise they mean BICYCLE not the brand.
-You write this list knowing that you've done nearly all of them

 

[thehumanbomb]

-when you're playing poker and people ask why the cards are signed
-when you use a card as a bookmark
-when you find a single card under your bed and you wonder if the card feels lonely
-when you have a paper towel/coin/anything else in your hand and everyone assumes its a magic trick

sorry, a couple of those are magic but i couldn't help it

 

[The Dark Angel]

When you pass on spending the night at your girlfriends house to practice your newest flourish.

 

[remy]

When you pass on spending the night at your girlfriends house to practice your newest flourish.

now that is just sad.....why wouldn't anybody want to practice in front of their girlfriend? hahaha just kidding.

 

[MitchellStafiej]

When you find yourself flipbacking cell phones, soap, bread, and butter.
When your dreams involve you being knighted by the Bucks.

Mitchell

 

[David.Blanch]

...Am I the 10th person to say that this thing have gone to far, and just isn't funny anymore?

 

[dummyisdumb]

When you rape your cards