You know you're a card artist when...
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-When people see cards they always look at you.
-If you feel guilty of being a show-off
-When your abs are getting tighter because you are always picking up cards.
-when many people don't know your face but they know your hands.
Come on guys!!!! Don't let this die!!!!
-If you feel guilty of being a show-off
-When your abs are getting tighter because you are always picking up cards.
-when many people don't know your face but they know your hands.
Come on guys!!!! Don't let this die!!!!
When you replace everything paper in your house with cards... including toilet paper (pretend like you never read this).
When you quit smoking to save money for cards.
When somebody says "Mec" (As in McDonald's) you think of the Macmillan switch
-Spk
When somebody says "Mec" (As in McDonald's) you think of the Macmillan switch
-Spk
-When your friends doesn't allow you to touch the deck before a game
-When you do the pirouette everytime you hold a credit/ID card
-When your friends treat your cards with care because they know the consequences if they don't
-When you get heavyhearted when ONE card gets dirty
-When you try to figure out the brand of cards the actors are using in a movie
-When you get emotional shuffling a new deck of cards
-When you stare at the card section in a store even though you own them all
-When you get angry after seeing the conditions of other people's cards
-When people don't wanna play card games with you because you can "read minds"
-When you would rather sacrifice anything else but your pinky
-When you do the pirouette everytime you hold a credit/ID card
-When your friends treat your cards with care because they know the consequences if they don't
-When you get heavyhearted when ONE card gets dirty
-When you try to figure out the brand of cards the actors are using in a movie
-When you get emotional shuffling a new deck of cards
-When you stare at the card section in a store even though you own them all
-When you get angry after seeing the conditions of other people's cards
-When people don't wanna play card games with you because you can "read minds"
-When you would rather sacrifice anything else but your pinky
When the only time you are allowed to deal is when your friends have decided to play strip poker - man that was a fun night 
C'mon people, say it over and over in your head before clicking "post" ...
-When losing your main performing deck makes you feel like you're not wearing trousers in public ...
Lost my main deck yesterday, i'm depressed until i buy a new one
-When losing your main performing deck makes you feel like you're not wearing trousers in public ...
Lost my main deck yesterday, i'm depressed until i buy a new one
I've had that happen... It's funny though cause now I can feel when cards are missing... Just by holding the deck.
When you go to a new school,club,team ,or group you are the most loved and popular person EVER!!! Everybody just cannot get enough of your tricks ,and they treat you like you are a king. But your card tricks and cardistry has gotten boring to everybody and your popularity sinks down to a low level. you then have to climb the popularity ladder all over again without the help of cardistry and magic.
Ha ha I call this the , "CARDISTRY CLIMAX"
Ha ha I call this the , "CARDISTRY CLIMAX"
