Saturday Night Contest : Control Theme Song

[CardGuy90]

(Ok i think its fate, when i read the post, z100 radio station was playing "Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat. So if you know the song, sing this like she sings the song.)
...


Can you feel my pulse...?

Its been beating for awhile now.
But its gonna start slow down now.
Cuz everytime you start to feel it beat
Im gonna slap your butt and tickle your feet.

It starts in my chest and goes all through my arms.
Wherever it goes, its not gonna flow
Cuz im gonna stop it, just for you danny.
You make my heart stop... Literally.

Dana dont think that i forgot about you
You told me that the bug was not true
You played the tape back for me just like i asked
And made Danny look like a sisssy wuss

It starts in my chest and goes all through my arms.
Wherever it goes, its not gonna flow
Cuz im gonna stop it, just for you danny
You make my heart stop... literally.

 

[JeremyEllsworth]

Question...

Can we have more than one entry? Do we get bonus points if we submit a recording of it?

 

[Creeper]

Wayne Houchin, Danny Garcia and Dexter,
I told you bro, there ain't nothin better,
Pulse stops, heart stops, it's stopping galore,
January 25th, I can't wait no more!
the teaser was awesome, with that epic butt slap,
The bug one was better, is Danny on crack?
Wayne is the man, dude there ain't no the guy,
He uses his feet when he does three fly!
Danny comin at cha, man he ain't lazy,
if you tickle him, dude he'll go crazy,
So to close it up, you betta buy control,
Or Wayne and Danny gonna kill you fo!

 

[Blindside462]

Alright my revised rap is pretty much done

DANA HOCKING IS GOOOO!

Let's Control it, lets Supersoak dat O
Crank dat robocop and let your pulse rate go
Daniel Garcia can't face it, Wayne Houchin has Control

We've been waitin' seconds... days.... even years
Daniel Garcias buggin out and spitting tears yea

Yeah, that pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
It's gone now lets go!

My heart rate is dropping lets hope morgue is still open
Danny Garcia is a fraud *****-ass OOOOOOoo

That pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
We have now Control!

January twenty fif is gonna tak ya by surprise
We got Dexter.... Houchin.... Garcia and flies

It's been thru years of rat testing
Rim Rock audience messing
It's got one lil' problem
(Beat stops) YOU'LL GET S.T.DS!!


That pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
Stop..Control..And Go!

 

[Dan Cross]

Control!

Hello everybody!

Here's my:

1. I have a trick
When you lose your mind
My heart is stop
and you feel some vibe!

2. Just a second
It looks an hour
but everything I do
Is It really happen?

3. You take my pulse
but It nothing to feel
You try to hear my heart....
but nothing!

4. CONTROL Yourself,
CONTROL Your body,
CONTROL Your mind,
CONTROL Everybody!

P.S.: Sorry my bad english!

 

[Huruey]

My entry, a whole two verses.

Control Theme Song
(To be sung in the tune of "Twinkle twinkle little star"...)

If you want to stop your heart
From your life you must depart
Wait no stop, that was a lie
Like the bug in Danny's eye
Wayne will show you what to do
We have got the trick for you

As they FEEL your pulse will slow
As they HEAR your heart won't go
You can now achieve your goal
You are in complete CONTROL
Time to go, I will be frank
Danny wants another spank


Huruey

 

[identity.theft]

Sung to the tune of “Don’t stop believing” by Journey. (Short version)

(for those members who don’t know who Journey is- watch this first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA)

One word. Epic.

In the mood? If so:

Piano interlude

Just a small town dude
Livin' in a lonely world
He took the bus to Wayne’s
Goin' anywhere…

Just a city boy
Stigmata made him quite the pro
He looked into Garcia’s eyes
Magic in the air

Guitar interlude

A deck of cards between the two
Eyeliner and a cam to view
Wayne’s heartbeat will make the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Houchin
Garcia
Doing more than “pick a card”
Bugs are
zooming
In Dan’s eyeeee

Heartbeats
Stopping
More than just love at first sight
Stopping,
Controlled until liiiight

Guitar Solo

Wayne stopped
Hearts beating
Danny had a special feeling
One spe-ecial
Niiiiiight
Wayne stopped
Hearts beating
Magic called control takes flight…

 

[S3al]

I'm very sorry for writing this. I go and cry in shame.


Oops! I did it again
I stoped my own heart, I can't feel my vein's
Oh waynie, waynie
Opps! I think I lost the next verse, I left it in my purse...
I mean my man bag!

Opps!, I think I did the trick wrong
I'm at a hospital in hong kong
and this is a stupid song
and I think its to long
So lets not prolong...the song
nothing else rhymes with ong,
so this is the end of the song

 

[Guardian18]

Control is the ability to stop your pulse at ease
It'll make you slap butts and tickle if you please
The word is spreading like a contagious disease
But you won't get it if you don't eat your peas

It'll make you think bugs flew into your eye
It'll make you think that Wayne like... died
It's so awesome it'll make you cry
It'll make you lose control (I love puns) and try to fly.


W Hizzle out dawg. Word. Hear... Feel... Control.

Commercial Announcer Guy with fast voice: 24.95 High res DVD not including 199.87 shipping and handling. To order this product you will first have to buy 798,431,876 bricks of Bicycle Guardian decks.

 

[kakashisensei3]

Control Song

I can make the apperance that i'm dead
While everybody's still holding their head,
Wondering what happened
My pulse thinks i am bad
When it see's me with j.bayme my heart is sad
my pusle has a frown
then my heart shuts down
My name is Wayne
And I'm not the Same

CONTROL

 

[Sergey]

Here is mine:
Chorus:
CONTROL!

I'm gonna stop the pulse!

Control!

My arteries are my tools

Control!

It's all gonna be alright!

Control!

My heart ain't thumping right!

There once was magic-man by the name of wayne
He had an idea of revolution on the plane
When he landed he decided to stop his pulse
Just for fun, YES Houchin rules!

(Chorus again)

A vision came upon WAyne,
as he sat and took crap
of a trick that could kill blaine
without spilling any rap

(instrumental break)

OMG that person is dead
let's just leave him there
I'd go for a loaf of bread
without a piece to spare

(Chorus)

No you guys, that's silly
I'm not dead at all
I ate a pice of Willy-nilly
and my pulse began to fall

Hear my heart beat please
Oh, I'm sorry you are deaf
No worries grab my wrist
and you can be the ref

(song fades away)
Not song:
You guys said not to make it too long, I probably did do it too long though, I just like writing music. I probably could have wrote even more.

 

[Brian L.]

My entry:

It's January 25th, Almost a year in the making
Wayne Houchin with a new effect that should be breathtaking

By breathtaking I mean dying on the spot.
No pulse, no life, but look, no need to be shocked

It's magic and It's Wayne & Danny to the new scene
Giving us the power to scare people like on Halloween

Don't you know what this is?
It's an intervention
Making everybody give us their full undivided attention

It's almost here and its almost in our hands
Make sure you ask your parents where their credit card is

Because this is Control and it's almost out..
It's an effect that no magician should ever be without

 

[Liam Carrie]

To the tune of adam sandler's Leafs rule Senators suck song.
Here's a little story, about a whiny guy, Who makes a pretty big deal about a bug in his left eye, His name is Danny garcia, He has one simple goal,
To invent with wayne houchin an effect called controoooool!!!!
So get ready to buy this!
Get out you cash!
You better listen to what we will say
or we'll kick your..........Face

We have a typing monkey
His name is joel
Just remember our motto
Feel, Hear, Control.

 

[CoryOOreo]

To be sung to the tune of an epic ballad...

Three trillion years ago
When the world was fresh and new
There lived a priveliged man
Who could do something, you can't do

His name was Wayne of Houchin
And he possesed a special skill
Abilities, of no other man
To make his pulse stop, at will
To make his pulse stop, at will

Word soon spread across the land
Fame and fortune sang it's song
But then one night in January
Everything went wrong
Everything went wrong

He was brought into the future
By a man named Danny G.
When he shouted, the earth crumbled
When he whispered, children peed.
When he whispered, children peed.

This man controled everything
And he said "Wayne, you can to."
Your ability is not ordinary.
I've got a plan for you
I've got a plan for you

And so began a project
Control, it was called
Soon released to the public
Soon to be learned by all.
Soon to be learned by all.

Hear. Feel. Control.

 

[Liam Carrie]

Danny garcia is a BORN ninja and here's the Proof!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vQ27XqariE

 

[MitchellStafiej]

Imagine this as a Metal song. Something of the likes of Ozzy.

Wayne, Wayne
My pulse is dying time is running out
Just wanna say that I'm sorry

Remember the time
We stole a plane and flew it through the sky?
I've always been happy completely insane
But I'm not ready to die

Danny, Danny
Remember the time that I threw a dead bug in your eye?
Just wanna say that I'm sorry

Keel living, keep breathing
As I leave your side, and fall into the sky
I've always beeh happy completely insane
But I'm not ready to die

Control.

"Solo"

Mitchell

 

[Rabid]

CONTROL::


(Intro)
Hello, I'ma Wayna Ouchin, I gottta something speciala for you.
Ready, uno, duo, cerca, trova...


(Verse One)
When I was a boy just abouta tweltha grade,
Mama used to say don'ta dooa the magic, you isn't eight.
With all-a the badda boys in Chico, Double lifting an shootin da pool,
Wayna goin-ta flunka school

(Bridge)
Boy it make-a me sick, everyting I can'ta do.
I can'ta getta no moving seals on bills, still can'ta do Torn Too.
Boy it make-a me sick, just to make-a lousy bucks,
And still people think Im-a not as good as Garcia, boy-a dat really sucks.

But he says all-a the time to me:

(Chorus)
"What'sa matter you, don't-a release the control."
"If you sells that trick, you'll put a rock under my roll."
It'sa something you can'ta do Danny, stop-a your whining, it's a disgrace,
Just shaddupa you face.


(Verse Two)
But now here come-a day, now I'm-a bigga star.
I help-a guys who look like gals make-a TV shows,
Buy-a myself Garcia's second-hand car.
But still I be myself, I don't wanta to change a ting,
Still pull-a the thread from my eye like a fool, still it bloody sting.

(Bridge)
Boy it make-a me sick, everyting I gotta do to eat,
I gotta tell Danny all his tricks-a great...even White or Wheat.
But i gotta the control, and I never gonna tell no one,
Not Kenner, Dana, or the guy who looks young enough to be-a my son.

But GOD Danny, he still-a cryin' wa-wa-wahh...listen to him say:

(Chorus)
"What'sa matter you, don't-a release the control."
"How do you-a do that?, I promise I won't tell-a soul."
I'll-a never tell you Danny, stop-a your whining it's a disgrace,
Just, shaddupa you face.


(Guitar Solo)


Danny he say it alla da time:
"What'sa matter you, hey, don't-a release the control"
"If you sells that trick, you'll put a rock under my roll."
It's-a not all bout you Danny, stop-a your whining it's a disgrace,
Just, shaddupa you face.



That's-a my Danny...allaways wanna know-a my tricks...

Come on everybady...sing-along-a-Wayna...

(Repeat Chorus to fade)



Lyrics By:
Rabid & Joe Dolce


Rabid Out

 

[XmagicX]

Check it, check it.

I'm gonna stop my pulse
And it's gonna trip you out
And all the passers by
Are gonna scream and shout

Cuz it's Control!
Wayne and Danny teaching you.
Control!
They get into crazy shenanigans
Foshizzle my nizzle.

Turn the volume up
Cuz I can't hear
That wonderful sound of music
Called fear

We gonna freak out
What's all the fuss about.
It's just a crazy bug
But it's actually CONTROL!

Fricka fricka FRESH

Word to your mother

G

Nizzle wizzle.

 

[Double Decker]

Pulsed out and 30

You sing this to White and Nerdy and you will love it.



They see him feelin,
His left pulse,
But they know that he's just to pulsed out and thirty

Think I'm just to pulsed out and 30
Think I'm just to pulsed out and 30
Can't you see I'm just to pulsed out and 30
Look at me I'm just to pulsed out and 30

I wanna control my,
pulse...,
but Wayne Houchin just thinks I'm to pulsed out and thirty.

Think I'm just to pulsed out and thirty
Think I'm just to pulsed out and thirty
I'm just to pulsed out and thirty
Really Me I'm to pulsed out and thirty

 

[MitchellStafiej]

You can just use this if you want...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtsqSYrrrRY

Mitchell