Saturday Night Contest : Control Theme Song

Sep 1, 2007
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San Francisco, CA
Rapped to Unk's "Walk It Out":

Ayyyyyyy

Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse

Houchin stops his pulse
Danny stops his pulse
Dana stops his pulse
Dexter stops his pulse

They feel your pulse slow
Can't find it anymo'
She's checkin' out your hands
All she can say is, "Woah"

All of their minds are reeling
They all went into shock
Lookin for Danny, now
Gotta get off this block

Danny's still feeling
That hurtin eye of his
We gotta get home
By the twenty fifth

Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse
Now stop your pulse

Houchin stops his pulse
Danny stops his pulse
Dana stops his pulse
Dexter stops his pulse

Throw out those tennis balls
No need for balled up sock
Cuz Control is the only
Impromptu pulse stop

With ideas from Dexter
The only Danny G
Ill tell you right now that
Control's the one for me

I'll stop my pulse.

//David.Misner::
 

KatieKenner

that girl who posts videos sometimes / t11
Sep 1, 2007
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Las Vegas, NV
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WOW!!!

You guys rock. LITERALLY.

I'm utterly amazed at the thought and work ya'll are putting into this. Its crazy awesome.

Every time there is a note "to the tune of" I find myself singing it. Hey... Its only a quarter to six here, Vegas life doesn't start until 10, don't hate.

Anyway, keep 'em coming, I'm having a blast reading these submissions.

Stay awesome.

Katie
 
Sep 4, 2007
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Antioch,CA
Here it goes. Sing it. To the National Anthem music. So when you read it, the whole thing would have the National Anthem rhythem. I hope you get it. When its the high/low notes, say the words high/low. EX: My name isS waYNE...

My name is Wayne
And I have a new trick
Its called CONTROL
Which my pulse stops pulseing
The DVD will sell here
At Theory11.com
Buy the DVD
So you can freak out your mama
And Danny GarciA
Will have an effect there too(DVD)
Its an effect called STOP
Which your pulse uhhh stops
Buy buy buy buy buy buy buyyy
buy buy buy buy buy buy
itt...
Buy control, yeah yeah
CONTROLLLLL.

Thank you. No I'm just kidding.
I know it sucks. It was all I can think of.
 
Very creative topic, and very creative suggestions so far everyone.

Here is my try at it, this will end "well":

*Background*Theory......Eleven.....C-C-C-Control Control*Background*
I can stop my Pulse laymen, ain't got to pretend
Learn it like Houchin, in any Country you in,
'Cause when you get that reaction, you feel the passion,
Then you know, only Houchin can make it happen,

If you a scared Performer GET CONTROL *echo* Get Control*echo*
If you a shy performer GET CONTROL *echo* Get Control*echo*
If you a shaky performer GET CONTROL*echo*Get Control*echo*
What 'chu waiting for, GET CONTROL.

Nun-Chuck Clackin', Sword Slashin', Pulse Stoppin', Fool's,
Who's the only magicians on the street with the right tool's?
You ain't know? Yeah you did. There they are, there it is.
"Was that a UFO" Nah, man you just weird.


If you a scared performer GET CONTROL*echo*Get Control*echo*
If you a shy performer GET CONTROL*echo*Get Control*echo*
If you a shaky peformer GET CONTROL*echo*Get Control*echo*
Danny and Wayne are on a roll,
Feel . Hear . Control .

I changed the lyrics from the song "Go To Church" By Ice Cube, Featuring Lil' John and Snoop Dogg.

Look up the lyrics to see how I changed them, *WARNING-They are explicit.

-RA69
 
Nov 25, 2007
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Surreality
to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star.

danny has a bug in his eye,
or maybe it was just a lie,
wayne can stop the veins in his thigh,
do not try or you will die,
Danny is a ninja now,
he can throw a cow,
control iiis really cool,
wayne can swim in a pool,
wayne wants you to buy control,
or he'll send danny to hit you with a pole,
:D:D:D:D
if you hate my song ill be sad,
even though its really bad
 
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AllanLuu

Banned
Aug 31, 2007
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Calgary, Alberta, Canada
To the beat of Underdog By Kyle Masey, accept a little modified (it was on TV like five minutes ago, only beat that came to mind).

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here. (CHORUS)

What is that over there
I think control is o so near.
January 25, many will be stopping there hearts for fun,
and scaring the daylights out of there family, friends and fellow ninja's.

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here.

Thumb tips, golf balls, tennis balls, nun-chucks and god knows what,
have been used my magicians for years and years
each containing high risks
Control comes off without risks of, death, heart problems and other life THREATENING ninja health problems!

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here.

Ever since we saw the clip
of Mr Houchin Perform this trick
Boards and forums have gone crazy
For a name and method of this Pulse stop
And for those who have seen it on Stigmata
Wayne's next creation is number one!

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here.

Many watching that countdown metre, while Wayne and Danny show off there ninja skills,
and fellow magicians waiting till that day of fear
that they will bring, to there spectators
When they pronounce them self dead
for there spectators to witness
and then bring themselfs, back from the dead!

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here.

January 25, 08
Magic will never feel whats comming
A pulse stop so amazing
even skeptics will bow down,
To Wayne's pulse stopping effect

READY... STEADY... STOP... FEEL... HEAR... watch out, control is here.

UFO's, Tickle fights, Butt smacking
and probably more funny mysteries
Between our two loveable friends
Danny and Wayne


Get ready to feel it! Control... 01/25/08
 
Dec 10, 2007
627
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Texas
To the tune of 'Listen to Your Heart by DHT'
Wayne... This goes out to you...
I'm doing a verses and the chorus so it won't kill you guys

I know there's something in the wake of Wayne's smile.
I get a notion from one touch of you arm, yea.
You've made a trick and it freaks people out.
Too many cans of soda stopped your heart.

Listen to Wayne's heart
Cause it's stopping for you.
Listen to Wayne's heart
there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know when it's starting
and I don't know why,
but listen to Wayne's heart
before you tell him goodbye.
 
Sep 1, 2007
378
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UK
to the tune of twinkle twinkle little star.

danny has a bug in his eye,
or maybe it was just a lie,
wayne can stop the veins in his thigh,
do not try or you will die,
Danny is a ninja now,
he can throw a cow,
control iiis really cool,
wayne can swim in a pool,
wayne wants you to buy control,
or he'll send danny to hit you with a pole,
:D:D:D:D
if you hate my song ill be sad,
even though its really bad

I take it you've read my entry then? :p

^_^

Huruey
 
Sep 14, 2007
81
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P'cola Florida
It races thru my veins
White without a touch yet feeling so dead
My pulse stops but it makes me insane

Yea Control is in my mind its never going away

Last breath before I drop into no life
You never thought It would be something else
Control is me......

Yea Control is in my mind never going away

Blinded by the control of my pulse
Never end with most...........

Yea Control is in my mind never going away
 
Oct 12, 2007
546
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Orlando Fl
CAn I write music to my song real quick? That would be cool!

BTW my favs are Hurueys and DArk Angel's, although I guess that won't effect the final result.
 
OH MY GOD! Wayne Houchin's got a new trick,
The bunions on the cover art really makes me sick.

To stop your pulse is how this trick works,
I'm planning to purchase it, I hope it doesn't hurt!

No balls in your armpits, being impromptu makes it swell,
No fake rubbers arms, he's Wayne Houchin, not Criss ANGEL! (Allow this to rhyme please. ;D)

Danny G is jealous, so he's releasing Fallen too,
But he knows Wayne's tricks are better so he cries and yells "Boo hoo!"

It doesn't require gimmicks, which makes it that much SWEET,
So buy it on its release date, and CONTROL.
Your heartbeat!
 
Sep 4, 2007
1,251
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30
Antioch,CA
OH MY GOD! Wayne Houchin's got a new trick,
The bunions on the cover art really makes me sick.

To stop your pulse is how this trick works,
I'm planning to purchase it, I hope it doesn't hurt!

No balls in your armpits, being impromptu makes it swell,
No fake rubbers arms, he's Wayne Houchin, not Criss ANGEL! (Allow this to rhyme please. ;D)

Danny G is jealous, so he's releasing Fallen too,
But he knows Wayne's tricks are better so he cries and yells "Boo hoo!"

It doesn't require gimmicks, which makes it that much SWEET,
So buy it on its release date, and CONTROL.
Your heartbeat!

Im my opinion, this is the best one that I've read so far. Better than mine.
 

PhilTheMagician

Elite Member
Oct 14, 2007
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Sung to the melody of "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol

Here he comes now, talkin' bout CONTROL yeah
Stick around buddy, this is gonna rock yeah
Give him your two fingers, it'll feel alright now
Look at Wayne, he's gonna stop his pulse
And feel it now, where's his pulse
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

you just experienced
CONTROL, so good, CONTROL
so fine, CONTROL
it's divine, well I feel alright
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey there Wayne, are you still alive man?
Please stop playing, this ain't funny man!
Feeling your pulse stop made me freak out
Now my heart's racing, and I need to lie down
You're ok? yeah! You sure? yeah! really? yeah! no kidding? YEAH! for real? YEAH!!!!

Cause you just experienced
CONTROL, so good, CONTROL
so fine, CONTROL
it's divine, well I feel alright
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
It's called CONTROL, get it from Theory 11, sure will do
....
 
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