Saturday Night Contest : David Blaine Edition
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3. Breaking news!! David Blaine has just announced his new stunt. He will attempt to answer the lifelong question...what hurts more, falling of a building, or a cliff?
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2.David Must create a card chain that can go across the San Francisco Bridge and must be able to walk across it in high heels.(without falling)
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David Blaine must hang out with Dana Hocking for 3 weeks and every time Dana gets insulted, David must scream "LEAVE DANA ALONE"in a high pitched gay voice and role on the ground and say "HE'S JUST A HUMAN LIKE YOU AND ME" and smack Dana's butt 3 times.
David Blaine must hang out with Dana Hocking for 3 weeks and every time Dana gets insulted, David must scream "LEAVE DANA ALONE"in a high pitched gay voice and role on the ground and say "HE'S JUST A HUMAN LIKE YOU AND ME" and smack Dana's butt 3 times.
1. David Blaine's next stunt::: David Blaine's next stunt will be to balance on a two single cards of split spades while holding his breath under water while holding up a hummer as it drives up him with one hand before a board of pins punctures him.
2. David Blaine's next stunt::: David Blaine's next stunt will be to Balance on two single split spades cards for 5 days while being forced to watch Open water 91.15 times in a row. With Daniel Garcia next to him.
2. David Blaine's next stunt::: David Blaine's next stunt will be to Balance on two single split spades cards for 5 days while being forced to watch Open water 91.15 times in a row. With Daniel Garcia next to him.
1) David blaine must be locked in a room with criss angel for 48 hours and watch a non-stop marathon of open water.
1. David Blane's next magic stunt is to perform "Control" for seven days. During which time, he will go without food or water.
.....more to come.
.....more to come.
1. This just in
David blaine will try to not look at the camera for 30 seconds, I think its going to be tough.
2. Oprah cried out with tears " one of the deadliest stunts ever performed, I don't think he will make it "
David blaine plans to jump off a curb . Criss angel tried doing it, but lost his foot.
What will HAPPEN!!
David blaine will try to not look at the camera for 30 seconds, I think its going to be tough.
2. Oprah cried out with tears " one of the deadliest stunts ever performed, I don't think he will make it "
David blaine plans to jump off a curb . Criss angel tried doing it, but lost his foot.
What will HAPPEN!!
2.) David Blaine must steal Daniel Garcia ninja costume by stunning him with a box of Froot Loops, wear it, and while wearing it, sneak into Chris Kenner's house and grab his Jerry's "nuggets", and before Chris feels the pain, catch a ride on a overweight unicorn and beat Speed Racer in a race to his house, try to search for the ClipShift tutorial on Youtube and get Rick Rolled, all while winning the Saturday Night Contest.
Sleep in a box and live with the homeless in Washington DC for a week
make it a documentary too, then sell it, because the original stunt is soo bad, you need another way to make money off of it
make it a documentary too, then sell it, because the original stunt is soo bad, you need another way to make money off of it
And 3!
"I, David Blaine, will correctly pronounce Mitchell Safeeji...Stafooj...Stafiej's name on live TV!"
...sorry Mitchell...
-ThrallMind
"I, David Blaine, will correctly pronounce Mitchell Safeeji...Stafooj...Stafiej's name on live TV!"
...sorry Mitchell...
-ThrallMind
Entry one - Be sure to tune in Saturday night as David Blaine attempts to spend 9 hours inside a basketball. Yes a basketball. Hes going to compress himself down to the size of the average kitchen sponge and stay inside a standard Spalding basketball.
Entry two - Set your clocks people, next week on Friday at eleven PM David Blaine himself will attempt to use his state of sound mind and body to sit on a live great white shark. David will position himself awkwardly atop the sharks face and attempt to stay there for an astonishing 48 hours. Tune in folks, this should be a doozy.
Entry three - Watch all of next month as "The Man" David Blaine attempts an endurance stunt like no other. He will begin by stepping on this thumbtack. He will then walk around with said thumbtack IN the bottom of his foot for 2 hours NONSTOP. David has been training for years for this stunt. He has slowly been improving his endurance over the years using methods such as: holding his breath, freezing himself, burying himself alive, drowning himself alive and many other methods. His stunt Vertigo Was actually a large scale version of this stunt using a thumbtack that was several stories tall and several feet around and originally this was proven to be too dangerous but David is defying experts and going ahead with it anyways. Doctors say Blaine may suffer severely mild discomfort and anywhere up to an hour or two of bleeding.
Entry two - Set your clocks people, next week on Friday at eleven PM David Blaine himself will attempt to use his state of sound mind and body to sit on a live great white shark. David will position himself awkwardly atop the sharks face and attempt to stay there for an astonishing 48 hours. Tune in folks, this should be a doozy.
Entry three - Watch all of next month as "The Man" David Blaine attempts an endurance stunt like no other. He will begin by stepping on this thumbtack. He will then walk around with said thumbtack IN the bottom of his foot for 2 hours NONSTOP. David has been training for years for this stunt. He has slowly been improving his endurance over the years using methods such as: holding his breath, freezing himself, burying himself alive, drowning himself alive and many other methods. His stunt Vertigo Was actually a large scale version of this stunt using a thumbtack that was several stories tall and several feet around and originally this was proven to be too dangerous but David is defying experts and going ahead with it anyways. Doctors say Blaine may suffer severely mild discomfort and anywhere up to an hour or two of bleeding.
1) Tonight LIVE on NBC, David Blaine goes out to answer a time tested question, which has etched itself into the minds of humanity since the dawn of time...and he will not sleep until he is victorious.
David Blaine will stay awake until he finds out just how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
-Ryan
David Blaine will stay awake until he finds out just how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
-Ryan
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David Blaine must walk around town with Dana Hocking, both in old fashioned diapers only(with the huge pins), and must say corny pick up lines to every woman they see until they get a double date, and after each pick up line, they both have to hug each other and cry very loudly while walking away. When and IF they succeed , they have to scream YAYYY!!! in a very feminine voice and the date must be at a McDonald's on a table that has been poorly made into a romantic table with candlelight, flowers,etc. (still in diapers)
P.S. See Jonathan Bayme for corny pick up lines.
David Blaine must walk around town with Dana Hocking, both in old fashioned diapers only(with the huge pins), and must say corny pick up lines to every woman they see until they get a double date, and after each pick up line, they both have to hug each other and cry very loudly while walking away. When and IF they succeed , they have to scream YAYYY!!! in a very feminine voice and the date must be at a McDonald's on a table that has been poorly made into a romantic table with candlelight, flowers,etc. (still in diapers)
P.S. See Jonathan Bayme for corny pick up lines.