Saturday Night Contest - {dg} We Need to Talk

[TheoryGV]

ok u are driving a ambulance on firday the 14 and it is midnight there is a man in the back named fred and he had a heart attack you are driving to the hospital and he fred dies right befor u get to the hospital what is the ambulances drivers name

 

[Jack Webster]

wow i just want to see who wins tonight's contest Its 1:12 where I am and im really tired but I just want to see who won

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

 

[mini magician]

ok u are driving a ambulance on firday the 14 and it is midnight there is a man in the back named fred and he had a heart attack you are driving to the hospital and he fred dies right befor u get to the hospital what is the ambulances drivers name

Tom because thats my name.

 

[Close-Up Expert]

ok u are driving a ambulance on firday the 14 and it is midnight there is a man in the back named fred and he had a heart attack you are driving to the hospital and he fred dies right befor u get to the hospital what is the ambulances drivers name

Steve Simmons...did I win?!?!?

 

[Mentalizing]

Drew, cuz I am the driver.

 

[Nickerus]

ok u are driving a ambulance on firday the 14 and it is midnight there is a man in the back named fred and he had a heart attack you are driving to the hospital and he fred dies right befor u get to the hospital what is the ambulances drivers name

Rick Jameson, born March 7th, 1978. He is married to a school teacher named Mindy and has two and 1/2 kids.

 

[cm763]

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

Dirt! Am I right?

 

[ZacEckstein]

Zac Did!!!!!!

 

[TheoryGV]

darn u guys are good

he is one how do u spell hat

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

Dirt! Am I right?

Nope

(1,2,3,4)

 

[ZacEckstein]

These sound a lot like the Amazing Johnathan riddles to me... Hmmmmmm

 

[Nickerus]

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?

nothing.....

 

[mini magician]

add 1 line to make this setence true

1+1+1=142

 

[TheoryGV]

nothing am i right

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

nothing.....

Oooo, I hate you, . Righto

 

[Nickerus]

add 1 line to make this setence true

1+1+1=142

Put a line through the equal sign.

 

[mini magician]

Put a line through the equal sign.

Nope. ( Word Count)

 

[Nickerus]

Nope. ( Word Count)

But its true! I learnded it in math!

 

[Jessb1]

What do a dog and a lamp have in common?