Saturday Night Contest : Wayne Houchin Facts
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Wayne is planning on ending world hunger as a kicker ending to ThreeFly. It'll be released as a 1on1 soon.
Wayne spelled backwards is Enyaw. You don't want to know what that means in Greek.
Without Wayne, this would be Theory 10. That just doesn't work, and we all know it.
Wayne Houchin is not really Wayne Houchin. He's really Hayne Wouchin, a descendant of King Buck the Fourth, who never really existed. But's that another story.
John
Without Wayne, this would be Theory 10. That just doesn't work, and we all know it.
Wayne Houchin is not really Wayne Houchin. He's really Hayne Wouchin, a descendant of King Buck the Fourth, who never really existed. But's that another story.
John
=Wayne Houchin performs the classic Cups and Balls routine without any cups, but plenty of balls.
=Wayne Houchin once built a house of cards. You may know it today by its more common name; Germany.
=Wayne Houchin once made David Copperfield disappear. Twice.
Peace
=Wayne Houchin once built a house of cards. You may know it today by its more common name; Germany.
=Wayne Houchin once made David Copperfield disappear. Twice.
Peace
1. Wayne Houchin sold his soul to the devil in exchange for unlimited magical powers. Afterwards, he nunchucked the devil in his sponge balls, stole his soul back and sent the devil back to New Jersey.
2. When Wayne Houchin performs Stigmata, he makes the spectators wrist reveal the card.
3. Wayne Houchin can perform Sinful with a packet of tic tacs.
2. When Wayne Houchin performs Stigmata, he makes the spectators wrist reveal the card.
3. Wayne Houchin can perform Sinful with a packet of tic tacs.
Wayne Houchin started the "Houchin Blood Bank" ( www.hcbb.com ) where he created his brand new pulse stopping effect "control". Due to the workings of his new "trick", he's hoping to follow in Daniel Garcia's footsteps and have it pulled off the market within a few weeks of its release. His next step will be to then sell the leftovers on ebay for insurmountable amounts of money, just as Garcia did: http://cgi.ebay.com/WARNING-DVD-BY-...ageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem?_trksid=p1638.m118
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Wayne Houchin can escape from a straitjacket while 50 feet in he air, upside down. He is THAT crazy.
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According to Wayne's myspace- "Wayne Houchin is in your extended network"
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Mr. Houchin's sign is the Scropio. I GUESS he is a relative to The Scorpion King. He can do some weird things.
Wayne Houchin can escape from a straitjacket while 50 feet in he air, upside down. He is THAT crazy.
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According to Wayne's myspace- "Wayne Houchin is in your extended network"
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Mr. Houchin's sign is the Scropio. I GUESS he is a relative to The Scorpion King. He can do some weird things.
I am sorry, but I wasn't really don't see how that would be considered racist, because I was just reffering to the stereotype, about how Chin is a common last name.
Wayne inveted a trick and showed Criss Angel. Criss performed it within 15 minutes of learning and got its name Sinful.
- In an upcoming Chuck Norris movie Wayne Houchin has to stand in for Norris 3 times in a casino setting due to a crippling fear Chuck has of cards ever since he saw Wayne perform distortion!
- Wayne Houchin's magic is so powerful that the man has through spectator reactions alone boosted adult diaper sales up 32% in 6 months!!!
- Pop cans everywhere tremble at the thought of Wayne Houchin, on account of not wanting a quarter smacked up their rear end!
Cheers Wayne,
- Matt
- Wayne Houchin's magic is so powerful that the man has through spectator reactions alone boosted adult diaper sales up 32% in 6 months!!!
- Pop cans everywhere tremble at the thought of Wayne Houchin, on account of not wanting a quarter smacked up their rear end!
Cheers Wayne,
- Matt
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If you go to the artists section and click on Dana Hocking, Waynes profile picture disappears, if you click on Wayne, Dana's profile Picture disappears. That's because they are the same guy, they don't want you to figure it out by comparing the pictures.
The Prestige is actually a prophetic documentary. Wayne can stop all of it from happening by tying the right knot on Katie before she is submerged in the tank and saving Kenner alot of grief. This even will take place 5 years from now.
T11 only invited Wayne because they needed a small no name magician to be their errand boy. Right now he is getting Lee Asher his reading glasses
The Prestige is actually a prophetic documentary. Wayne can stop all of it from happening by tying the right knot on Katie before she is submerged in the tank and saving Kenner alot of grief. This even will take place 5 years from now.
T11 only invited Wayne because they needed a small no name magician to be their errand boy. Right now he is getting Lee Asher his reading glasses
Wayne met his wife Fran in the Clinique makeup store. It turned out they had similar taste in eyeliner.
OK, here goes number one:
They tried to make Wayne Houchin go to Rehab; but he said no no no.
-Zodiac-
They tried to make Wayne Houchin go to Rehab; but he said no no no.
-Zodiac-
1. Why is Wayne taking this long to release control? God keeps saying no. Wayne found His secrets.
2. The Bicycle Guardians are actually named after Wayne. JB told me. Once the dinosaurs were wiped out, God realized he needed to make a Wayne. That's why we're still here.
3. Wayne knows the number you picked in your forehead.
-Colin
2. The Bicycle Guardians are actually named after Wayne. JB told me. Once the dinosaurs were wiped out, God realized he needed to make a Wayne. That's why we're still here.
3. Wayne knows the number you picked in your forehead.
-Colin
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Wayne didn't cut down that Christmas tree with his family back in November...the tree saw him coming and keeled over.
Last July, Wayne sprouted another finger (making 11), and decided it was time to go public. Still he does not use it to his advantage, other than misdirection.
Wayne owes his career to Criss Angel. Without Criss in the Sinful video, the effect would have been taught properly and have a good different name.
Indecent is really a reference Wayne thought of when comparing Tyler Wilson's ever so inappropriate version of a "card through bag". It was originally called "Indecent Exposure" as that was the charge Tyler faced.
Wayne owes his career to Criss Angel. Without Criss in the Sinful video, the effect would have been taught properly and have a good different name.
Indecent is really a reference Wayne thought of when comparing Tyler Wilson's ever so inappropriate version of a "card through bag". It was originally called "Indecent Exposure" as that was the charge Tyler faced.
