Jonathan, If you want to know why a lot of us don't respect you it is pretty simple. You try to make us seem so small, inexperienced, and gullible. Honest question, how "stupid" do you think we are? The truth is a lot of us are more experienced than your prized artists, do you really think your company has every single notable artists in magic and in flourishing?
When it comes to cards you say your artists can feel the difference, and imply we can't. First off, we can tell the difference. Secondly if we couldn't why should we give a damn?
Here's one thing that pisses me off. You advertise all your decks to be the best. How the hell could all your decks be the best? that doesn't even make sense!
Lets take a field trip to your playing card section.
Guardians
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It has arrived. A deck whose design itself stems from the foundation of Bicycle's classic Rider Back design, only rejuvenated in a more refined, intricate, industrial, modern aesthetic. This is what the classic Bicycle Angels look like. On steroids. Never before has a deck of this quality and level of intricacy been produced. Never before has this much attention to detail been manifested through a pack of playing cards.
Oh so the Guardians have the highest quality ever produced? That's great! T11 has made the highest quality deck ever. What can they do next?
Centurions
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On the production end, theory11 worked hand-in-hand with the US Playing Card Company's research and development team to ensure unsurpassed quality and handling. The result: perfection. The feel of the Bicycle Centurions rivals or exceeds all past decks produced, employing a number of innovations to achieve incomparable strategic result.
Wow! They did it again, those geniuses. Why doesn't the Guardians say "Never before has a deck of this quality and level of intricacy been produced except centurions" They must both be the best quality ever. Screw Logic, I'll take there word for it. Oh look, its the propaganda deck!
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On this day last December, theory11 called an executive meeting with WA007 - one of the premiere graphic design firms in the nation. The result of the meeting was over 12 months of compositions encompassing two distinctive, commanding new designs.
If only it where 13 months...
Oh wait, theres more!
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Playing cards uniquely engineered to military precision, with original, iconic style and unsurpassed quality.
Okay... are you kidding me, I can't even respond to that crap with sarcasm.
If your wondering why we have such dirty mouths, its because you keep feeding us sh*t.